PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I have feelings that need drinking.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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