There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
i am craving dick and cupcakes
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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