After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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