He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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