she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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