please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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