I want to stick my p in your. b.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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