I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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