so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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