windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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