My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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