they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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