Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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