end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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