Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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