Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
