do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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