normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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