you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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