47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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