I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just want nice things and good sex
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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