Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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