new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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