I only kidnapped one of them. chill
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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