apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just found puke in my bra..
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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