lets start a swedish sibling band together
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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