i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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