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  He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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• Either way, it was going to be thirty minutes or less.

  Submitted by Wreck_Diver on Aug 10, 17 at 9:38am

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• Pizza is better than sex. If pizza is cold and clammy, it is still good. You can eat a pizza, put it away and a day later, it still tastes good. You share a pizza with friends and she will not complain. If pizza is crusty it is good.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 10, 17 at 7:36pm

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• I guess sex with you is too much work. Eating a pizza is more satisfying, and takes less effort. That's what this really means.

  Submitted by BigStan on Aug 11, 17 at 9:19am

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