I molested 6 butterflies tonight
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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