yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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