The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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