We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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