weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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