So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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