where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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