how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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