i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
NoShamevember. You game?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
