gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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