Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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