I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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