I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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