I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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