dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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