Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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