Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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