i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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