question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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