I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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