He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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