i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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