So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Houston, we have a blender
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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