I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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