This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I have demons in me.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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