please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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