In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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