I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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