Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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